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The Lords of the Rhymes  Hobbiton, it’s on!!!  I’m Quickbeam with the masterplanI’m Bombadil with the mic in my handWe’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off landAnd We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band  Mirror, mirror on the wallWho’s the greatest hobbit of them allBilbo, Bilbo Baggins he’s only 3 feet tall  Well my name is GimliI’m a fucking dwarf !I been slaying mutherfuckersfrom the south to the northThat ain’t Mirkwood I’m choppin with my battleaxeI’m on an orc stampede like Shadowfax  Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and ProudfeetI’m the skinny hobbit with all the fat beatsMy name is Merry and I’m five feet tallI used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hallMy man Bilbo’s older than Gerontius TookYeah you can read about it in the big Red Book.  Quickbeam on the sceneAll the elf girls screamLike a tree, That’s meI Like to keep it green.It’s the chronic pipeweed that I’m smokingWhen I get high I spin tales like Tolkien.  Well I’m a hobbit warrior short and stoutI got the fuckin beats that will turn you out.I’ll light you up like Longbottom leaf.cause the orcs smoke the shwag, but we got the kief.  I’m Quickbeam with the masterplanI’m Bombadil with the mic in my handWe’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off landAnd We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band.  Yo Beam, Yo DilIt’s time to get ill !!!We light up the mic like a SilmarilFrodo’s on the lam with Pippin and SamBut you can call him “Underhill.”  I named the nameless hills and dellsI drank from yet untasted wellsGoin’ mad off the hook just like a NumenoreanI got more rhymes than there’s leaves in Lothlorien.  Yo, I’m harder than a Mithril coatA hundred is the number of the orcs I smoteI battled Helms Deep and I took Minas TirithIf you don’t watch out, I’ll make your ass dissappeareth.  He’s Smeagol, not DeagolHe step up to the mic, he look regalHe’s mean, he’s green,Gollum beat box like you never seen.  Go Gollum! Go Gollum! Go Gollum!  I’m Quickbeam with the masterplanI’m Bombadil with the mic in my handWe’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off landAnd We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band  My rhymes are hotter than the cracks of doom.The orcs got bass, but we got boom.Me and Dil be rockin roomsFrom the Misty Mountains to the Gulf of Lhun.I’m the King Ad Hoc!I will be sire.I was born Aragorn,But you can call me Strider.  I’m Bombadil and I’ll gladly singI got the song for everythingI got the number for Old Man WillowBright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow.  Elbereth Gilthoniel !we still remember we who dwell.On the this far land beneath the treesThy starlight on the Western seas.A Elbereth Gilthoniel,silivren penna mírielo menel aglar elenath!Na-chaered palan-díriel  Which means…  Elf booty got soul!Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!  Elf booty got soul!Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!

EXCELLLLLLLLLLLLLENT !!!!!  :lol:  :lol:  Ca ressemble pas mal aux Beastie Boys. Peut-être que c'est eux, planqués sous cette "couverture"... Bon ok, ils ne leur ressemblent pas, mais on ne sait jamais :roll:  

je dois dire que je n'ai toujours pas regardé le clip !

To the enemy, we can only say this: Your days are numbered. The bling-bling of the One Ring has no sway over the true of heart. The time of hobbits has arrived, the foundations of the mighty will shake! And another thing. you weren't elected; you were appointed. And that's un-hobbitlike.